2,000

This is my 2,000th post. The blog has provided me with an opportunity explore various sides of my personality and at times take them to extremes; hence, the unevenness of it. There have been moments where I haven't liked the result. In others, I have been immensely proud. This has been an important avenue to examine my development as a man.

The blog has been less a chance to share my voice and more of a personal creative outlet. There has been praise and there has been criticism. The blog has helped me to receive both with a grain of salt.

On the blog, I came up with the Evil Leaders League. I imagined myself as the dictator of a nation. I posted the results of the Jew Draft. I've become the place to go to if you want to know about neo-nazi Bill Riccio, find out the hidden meaning of YMCA, view pictures of ugly NBA players, and, recently, learn about Ricky Perry's vasectomy.


If this is the end of the blog, it has had a good life...

2008 Year in Review

Here are the top whatever number there is below random posts of 2008. They were selected not because of their quality, but because of their randomness.

I was happy that Bobby Fischer is Dead.
You can never start too early. The campaign for the 2014 Alabama governorship kicked off this year with an Attack Ad Against Charles Barkley and his rebuttle.
Remember when John B. Kimble ran for Congress. He lost.
If I was president of a country, these are the ways in which I would show my eccentricity.
Here is my Ode to Tim McVeigh.
Let's relive my devastating split with Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko.
I came up with new punishments for criminals. Did listening to a 50 Shekel song or being Detained make the list?
Here are 7 1/2 Reasons why your man voted for John McCain.
Election fever made me think about George McClellan and the 1864 Campaign.
Pastor Head Taggard was Preaching From the Closet in a sense.

That is all for this year. May tomorrow and every day thereafter be filled with love and Slurpees for you and for me.

1000th Post

Today is my brother's birthday, but more importantly, this is the 1000th post of this blog.

I am very proud of myself. It is a great accomplishment to go 1000 posts without saying anything the least bit relevent to anyone. Most people would have quit after about 6 or 7 meaningless posts. If not, they would have slipped up along the way and written something "important" or "pertinent" or "good." Not me. I must be a hero.

2007 in Review

2007 taught me something. I suck at writing. I mean, have you read some of this drek? However, there was the Evil Leaders League. That was pretty good. Also, if you google the neo-nazi "Bill Riccio," I made the first page this year. That's pretty cool.

My favorites from the year:
I obtained a rare letter From the Desk of Gerald Ford after he died.
Me Tutoring Little Hitler is self-explanatory.
After nearly 2,000 years, Jesus Speaks!
A Slightly Offensive Look at the Dniester Conflict shows us that current events can be fun!
Kuwait Wants You to visit their country.
Remember when I was offered gay sex in India? It was Hard to Get Used To.
I had a discovery Flying Over Baghdad.
Transcript from a Republican Attack Ad: Tim Johnson was the target.
Nearly dying on a mountain in Ecuador, I Wouldn't Wish It On You.
A chronicle of my Ten Favorite Neo-Nazis.

There are probably a few more good ones in there somewhere. Happy new year everyone.

My 2nd Anniversary

Every once in a while there is a person who impacts the world above and beyond everyone else. It can come in the form of a man writing a blog. In this blog he can inspire through his words. Expose the ridiculousness of the world's most serious issues. Provide humor in the face of tragedy. Challenge his own people through tough love. Question the conventional perception and use of history. Force his readers to question their own fundamental assumptions and even their values. And spread knowledge like the flu. On the 2nd Anniversary of my blog, I am confident in claiming that this description in no way reflects me or my work. But I've had fun writing despite having absolutely no impact on anyone.

Happy Birthday

Now it doesn't make much sense
There ought to be a law against
Anyone who takes offense
At a day in your celebration
'Cause we all know in our minds
That there ought to be a time
That we can set aside
To show just how much we love you
And I'm sure you would agree
What could fit more perfectly
Than to have a world party on the day you came to be

Happy birthday to ya
Happy birthday to ya
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to ya
Happy birthday to ya
Happy birthday

I just never understood
How a man who died for good
Could not have a day that would
Be set aside for his recognition
Because it should never be
Just because some cannot see
The dream as clear as he
That they should make it become an illusion
And we all know everything
That he stood for time will bring
For in peace our hearts will sing
Thanks to Martin Luther King

Happy birthday to ya
Happy birthday to ya
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to ya
Happy birthday to ya
Happy birthday

Why has there never been a holiday
Where peace is celebrated all throughout the world
The time is overdue
For people like me and you
Who know the way to truth
Is love and unity to all God's children
It should be a great event
And the whole day should be spent
In full remembrance
Of those who lived and died for the oneness of all people
So let us all begin
We know that love can win
Let it out, don't hold it in
Sing it loud as you can

Happy birthday to ya
Happy birthday to ya
Happy birthday

We know the key to unity of all people
Is in the dream that you had so long ago
That lives in all of the hearts of people
That believe in unity
We'll make the dream become a reality
I know we will
Because our hearts tell us so

- Stevie Wonder


Happy Birthday Martin Luther King Jr.

2006 Year in Review

This year reminded me of 1998. What? That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, here are some personal blog highlights from this past year.

2006's New Year's Resolutions.
The vote on The Probability That I Will Be A Serial Killer. Thankfully most people think I won't be.
My yearly tribute to the late Hank Gathers.
I also wrote a not-as-flattering Ode To Tucker Carlson.
Evidently, I Hate Immigrants.
I examined the scope of Jews' power in Oh, Those Powerful Jews, which has been widely regarded in neo-nazi circles.
The Rwandan genocide was humorously started by A Bad Day.
My post on Neo-Cons vs Neo-Nazis.
A serious look at Two Girls Run Over By A Tank.
Plenty of racism in the Clash of Civilizations.
I implore all Americans to Speak English, well sorta.
Short people can do anything and get away with it as Sentence Comes Up Short shows.
Evaluating the last 2 American presidents in Clinton Bones Bush.
Comparing Jews vs Christians.
Got a question? Ask An Average Muslim.
A short story- For The Love Of Hate: The Riccio-Hale Story.
In its entirety: The Jew Draft.
In August, I went to Europe. Here's one post: Visiting My Family's Past.
The ultimate battle for moral supremacy: Ted Haggard vs Mark Foley.
A lot of bad things that happened actually didn't happen: Tragedy Denial.
Yesterday's post- I'm Back.


Happy New Year everyone.

500th Post!!!

500 POSTS - I DID IT!

And just like a Belarusian election, it doesn't matter how you vote, President Lukoshenko is gonna win. This is the my 500th post and I've changed the world. I've taken on all comers, Ann Coulter, Thom Brennaman, the Belarusian electoral process, Hitler, the Pope, Domingo Paes, Karl Rove, Billy Packer, Al Jolson, the rabbi on Dateline that wanted to fuck little kids, short women, and Jews for Jesus (or as I call them, Christians), among many others. I am an amazing human being. To quote Malcolm X, "Hi, um, lemme have a Coke... medium... no fries today, thanks." Ok, it's not his best quote, but it's the one that applies most appropriately to this blog. Uh, I think I'm the fries he didn't want in that metaphor.

After I graduated college, like most people, I was a little down. Part of it was because there was no one to hear all of my pithy comments; pithy comments that NEEDED to be heard, or, at least, said. During the 2004 NFL season, Terrell Owens suddenly became an angel in the eyes of sports writers everywhere and Randy Moss was detested for PRETENDING to moon the Green Bay Packers' fans. I couldn't take how arbitrary and hypocritical it all was. Something needed to be done. So I decided to start a blog and write horrible or ridiculous things unrelated to Moss' fake moon. I must be a hero.

Generally, you get to read the second tier of horrible things that come to mind. I save the truly disturbing stuff for myself and internalize it. My family and friends are very proud. Here's to 500 more posts- and based on the first 500- at least 487 of which will suck (I still like that "Jews for Jesus are called Christians" line).

Incidentally, over the span of 500 posts, you offend a few people. I'd like to apologize to the following: short women, immigrants, Thom Brennaman, Malcolm X, fat people, Muslims, Ed Bradley, gay people, Jews, the fucking idiot who thought Super Bowl XL was Roman numerically represented as "Super Bowl XXXX," American Indians, Domingo Paes, Polish people, anyone who reads this blog, and of course to Jesus for saying that he didn't wipe his ass (think about it, they didn't have toilet paper back then!).


Thanks for reading and much love to everyone.

How Should I Celebrate?

My 500th post is coming up soon, but I don't know how to celebrate. Since you have to read this shit, I'm opening up possibilities to you, the reader. Just like the Belarusian elections, you can vote everyday.

How should I celebrate my 500th post?
	Grandiose self-congratulatory bullshit
	Bitter self-deprecation
	Ignore it
	Explain the origins of this blog
	Inappropriate Jesus jokes
Free polls from Pollhost.com

Thank You

I just wanted to take the time out to thank everyone who reads my blog on a consistent basis, whether I know you or not, whether you leave comments or read it with out saying anything.

You might be wondering: "Why thanks us now? Are you going away? Are you going to stop posting? Is this post a round number or something?" Hey, what's with all the fucking questions?

But seriously, I write this blog for myself. I write what I think is funny or interesting, so it's nice to know that other people either share a similar outlook on the world or are at least intrigued by what I write. It means a lot.

My Review of My Blog

My blog sucks. I mean have you read this shit? This blog is what's wrong with America. I give it a D+. Much in the same way as the team that I was a part of during college: the D+ Team. We were a lot like our predecessors, the A Team, just not as good. The A Team saved the world, we open bank accounts. They fought bad guys, we manuever our way through Taco Bell parking lots. But, the "+" means we're improving.

Anyway, my blog is basically like a sack of crap left out in the hot sun for three weeks. And it's written by a Jew. Do we really need another Jew spouting his facacta opinons in the media? Don't the Jews control enough already? Sheesh! I've wasted countless hours on this trash. And I've wasted the time of you, the reader. For that, I am truly sorry.

250th Post!

You don't mind a little more self-congratulation, do you? This is my 250th post. I'm pretty shocked that I've had 250 things to say in the past year plus. Of course, it becomes much easier if I post how great I am for keeping a blog every other post.

The real heroes are you, the reader. Keep reading. And of course, keep not commenting or engaging in any debate you jackasses. Oops, that was probably a faux pas.

My One Year Aniversary

One year ago I started this blog with a gleam of hope in my eye and a whole lot of bitter bitter sarcasm for a wide range of different issues, events, people, places, things, etc.

I'd like to congratulate myself on a great year of "blogging" my inane opinions, offensive comments, and outrageous satire (outrageous!). And of course there was always a gleam in my eye and potato chips in my beard (not really).

We've taken on a lot of people this year (that 'we' refers to myself and you, the reader, not me and my imaginary friend, or properly stated, my imaginary friend and I), the president, Jesus, Ann Coulter, Hitler, Stephen Colbert, General Dipshit, Lou Dobbs, short women, John Bryant from St. Joseph's (his name was John right? I don't even care enough to look it up in my own blog), and war, hatred, and other bullshit like that.

Over this past year, I hope I've made you laugh a little, a bit upset at times, but always always keep in mind something inspirational that I probably should have closed with, but do I really have to do everything for you people?