I was driving in Maryland and spotted an SUV with two American flags flying from its windows. I instantly slowed down and started waving and pointing at the flags. I lowered my window.
"Are you from America?" I shouted, "Me too! Wow, what a coincidence!"
The man at first looked confused and then indignant. "That's not a big coincidence," he scoffed, "We're in America, you moron."
I sped off.