We've all been there girls. The man we married is not exactly who we thought he was. We thought he was the funny, compassionate, stoic, sexy center of our world. But then we find out the truth. He's a Republican. And worse yet, he's a Republican who intends to vote for John McCain and doesn't take out the trash when we ask him to. We wonder what went wrong. Why is my man voting for McCain? Well girls, here's 7 1/2 reasons that may help you understand your man better.
1) Your man is either a secret or not-so-secret racist.
2) He was just pretending to care about the welfare of children to get you into bed. In reality, he likes his pick up trucks big and his assault riffles bigger... just in case one of those little snots gets in his way!
3) He's only pro-choice when it comes to his own illegitimate babies.
4) You're married to Joe the plumber.
5) You don't give your man the emotional support he needs, so he spends his nights jerking off to pornographic pictures with Sarah Palin's head photoshopped onto some naked lady's body.
6) Gay people and Iraqis give him the willies for no good reason.
7) His last name is McCain.
7 1/2) Your man believes in the fundamentals of small government and an aggressive foreign policy.
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