Sunday, September 02, 2007

Republican Attack Ad: Tim Johnson

Senator Tim Johnson from South Dakota suffered from brain hemorrhaging last year.

Much like Senator Johnson's brain, the Democrats have hemorrhaged America's future since taking the Congress last year. They've been brain dead when it comes to the troop surge, in a stroke-like state with regards to solving the impending social security crisis, and have retarded Americans' economic capabilities by wanting to roll back President Bush's tax cuts.

Senator Johnson should not be re-elected next year. He cannot represent South Dakotans to the degree that they deserve. He's got about as much chance of living another six year-term as Owen Wilson. He can't articulate the concerns of South Dakotans, because he can hardly talk, much like Dick Clark.

Would you put a retarded vegetable in charge of saving your children against demonic terrorists, who are certain to strike... and soon?

Vote A. Generic Republican for Senate in '08. He stands for family values, like gay-bashing, even though he most likely enjoys secret gay sex in public bathrooms. He's just doing research.

Approved by the Republican National Committee and "Turd Blossom"

1 comment:

Haggs said...

I was just about to write a very angry responce to your post... when I reread what you wrote and realized it was a joke against Republicans. Very clever.

The second that one of Johnson's challengers attacks his condition, there will be a huge backlash. South Dakotans, though we live in a red state, will make sure Johnson wins by a landslide if that happens.