Sunday, January 01, 2006

New Year's Resolutions

I have two.

1) I have this one every year: To not get a woman pregnant.

2) To have no one I know die this year. You might think I can't do anything about it, but I can increase my chances by not killing anyone I know.

So basically, let's keep the status quo.

1 comment:

knibilnats said...

UPDATE: It;s a year later and I achieved both of my goals! This year I'd like to bust a nut on someone.