- I'm kind of a loner.
- I keep odd hours.
- I like yelling.
- Little ridiculous things piss me off. For example, Tom peeks into the house that Jerry is staying in and sees a fire blasting in the fireplace. Tom decides to enter the house through the chimney. YOU JUST SAW THAT THERE WAS A FIRE GOING IN THE FIREPLACE YOU STUPID CAT! Of course, Jerry fans the fire further once he notices Tom in the chimney. Goddamn!
- I get angry sometimes.
- I have a constant conversation in my head. That's ok, but sometimes I get too excited with what I'm thinking and start thinking out loud. You would say that I talk to myself.
- White.
- I have spurts where I just hate people in general.
- Movies tend to influence me greatly.
- I don't like puppies. (Scared of 'em.)
- I have a car with a roomy trunk.
Reasons why I will not be a serial killer:
- I don't say hello to my neighbors.
- Enough people would have suspected it.
- I hate people because I wish peace for the world and people (for example George Bush) make that aim difficult.
- Jewish. Fuck, David Berkowitz, the Son of Sam killer, never mind.
- I don't like cereal. (That would've been funnier if I wasn't writing this. Plus, I do like cereal).
- I'm too cute.
- My favorite beverage is Slurpees.
- If I make a promise, I must keep it. So, if you know me, just make me promise not to kill you.
- My New Year's Resolution is to have no one I know die this year. The chances of that are enhanced if I don't kill anyone I know.
- I don't like interacting with strangers.
- I received my moral foundation from the Cosby Show.
- Hey, hey, c'mon!
- I have no desire to be a serial killer. You really have to want it. I don't.
- I don't own a gun.
- I am morally against the killing of anyone for any reason.
2 comments:
You should eat your sugary cereal with haterade instead of milk or slushy juice.
I voted no....not coz i want to have your baby because you still hug your "mommy pillow" and sleep every night!!
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