Thursday, April 20, 2006

Neo-Cons vs Neo-Nazis

Let's compare and contrast neo-conservatives and neo-nazis.

Leader:
neo-cons: George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, the rest of the administration.
neo-nazis: Don't really know, maybe David Duke, Matthew Hale, or Hurricane Katrina.

What the "neo" means:
neo-cons: not at all
neo-nazis: white trash rejects

Their method of operation:
neo-cons: neo-imperialism
neo-nazis: neo-smashing folding chairs on each other's heads screaming "WE ARE CIVILIZED!"

Their goal:
neo-cons: Americanizing everything for the purpose of profit.
neo-nazis: Whitening everything because of fear and hate.

Their view on Jews:
neo-cons: For the one's that aren't Jewish- using Jews as pawns in their little Middle East game.
neo-nazis: is scary

Their view on blacks:
neo-cons: For the one that isn't black- they hate them.
neo-nazis: They hate them.

Feelings on the Daily Show:
neo-cons: Makes them nervous.
neo-nazis: Not a fan.

Views on the Middle East:
neo-cons: Want it to be America Junior.
neo-nazis: Indiana's ok, but Ohio has too many minorities.

Thoughts on crazy ideologues:
neo-cons: They're cool.
neo-nazis: Gotta love 'em.

Reaction to me:
neo-cons: Terrorist.
neo-nazis: Kill. Kill. Kill.

Hitler's Thoughts on each:
neo-cons: I like the expanding of cultural influence part. But what's the deal with this covert white supremacism? It's pretty cowardly. And can we get rid of Rice and Wolfowitz? Overall, I give it a B+.
neo-nazis: Shame really. Acht crap!


I hope this clears up some things.
This is for scholarly use only. It is not a hate post.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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knibilnats said...

please do!

nubian said...

Views on the Middle East:
neo-cons: Want it to be America Junior.
neo-nazis: Indiana's ok, but Ohio has too many minorities.

even funnier then polandistan!