Let's compare and contrast neo-conservatives and neo-nazis.
Leader:
neo-cons: George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, the rest of the administration.
neo-nazis: Don't really know, maybe David Duke, Matthew Hale, or Hurricane Katrina.
What the "neo" means:
neo-cons: not at all
neo-nazis: white trash rejects
Their method of operation:
neo-cons: neo-imperialism
neo-nazis: neo-smashing folding chairs on each other's heads screaming "WE ARE CIVILIZED!"
Their goal:
neo-cons: Americanizing everything for the purpose of profit.
neo-nazis: Whitening everything because of fear and hate.
Their view on Jews:
neo-cons: For the one's that aren't Jewish- using Jews as pawns in their little Middle East game.
neo-nazis: is scary
Their view on blacks:
neo-cons: For the one that isn't black- they hate them.
neo-nazis: They hate them.
Feelings on the Daily Show:
neo-cons: Makes them nervous.
neo-nazis: Not a fan.
Views on the Middle East:
neo-cons: Want it to be America Junior.
neo-nazis: Indiana's ok, but Ohio has too many minorities.
Thoughts on crazy ideologues:
neo-cons: They're cool.
neo-nazis: Gotta love 'em.
Reaction to me:
neo-cons: Terrorist.
neo-nazis: Kill. Kill. Kill.
Hitler's Thoughts on each:
neo-cons: I like the expanding of cultural influence part. But what's the deal with this covert white supremacism? It's pretty cowardly. And can we get rid of Rice and Wolfowitz? Overall, I give it a B+.
neo-nazis: Shame really. Acht crap!
I hope this clears up some things.
This is for scholarly use only. It is not a hate post.
3 comments:
you crack me up and strike me with your wit! do you mind if i link some of your posts on my blog? i think that people absolutely MUST read this!
please do!
Views on the Middle East:
neo-cons: Want it to be America Junior.
neo-nazis: Indiana's ok, but Ohio has too many minorities.
even funnier then polandistan!
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