Saturday, July 18, 2009

Our Rebuttal

I am sick of Tajikistan's condescension. The foreign minister wants to "move forward in friendship," what are we, kindergarteners? What's next, are they going to ask to share our Lunchables? You've upped the ante, Tajikistan. You've been warned.

Today's decrees
It is hereby decreed that Tajikistan Foreign Minister, Hamrokhon Zarifi, can eat a dick. If he has any trouble eating a dick, I know firsthand that he can ask his wife for tips. I recently hosted the Zarifi family reunion on my balls.

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