Sunday, July 19, 2009

The Nats Miraculous Turnaround

The Nats front office is filled with a bunch of geniuses. They realized that Manny Acta was holding back this group of supremely talented ball players. So they correctly got rid of him. And look at the results!

Manager Jim Riggleman has led the Nats to a 4 game sweep of the Chicago Cubs. The switch woke up the Nats slumbering bats. And now they all field like they're a bunch of Ozzie Smiths! The front office was right, the Nats roster isn't filled with terrible players, they just needed to be properly motivated. I really believe the Nats will be in playoff contention by the end of the year at this rate. The Cubs are one of the best teams in baseball and the Nats have finally learned how to hold home field advantage. I was wrong; the Lerners are not a bunch of clueless pinheads and Stan Kasten isn't a gutless ball of swine. You know what I say to Manny Acta: Good riddance!

author's note: written during the all star break while high on valium

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