You always hear about women's rights and the fight for women's equality. Every nation at least pays lip service to the idea of improving the lives of women. Well, what about men's equality? My nation will make sure men are treated equally and have the same rights as women.
Today's decrees
I hereby decree that men will not be forced, under law, to carry the burden and guilt of making more money for doing the same job as women. Women have burdened and guilt us enough.
Women will no longer be allowed to hog the housework and child-rearing, you rearing hogs.
Men have always been forced to stay in a man's sphere. There is a stigma if they leave this sphere and that is unfair. A man should be allowed to enter a women's sphere if he so desires without obtaining a stigma. Men are hereby allowed, no, required to bake cookies. Especially if they have sprinkles.
The health of both men and women is very important. Women are required to check men to make sure they don't have testicular cancer, prostate issues, or what I like to call lonely member disease. Men are required to perform a mammogram on women, with their hands, mouths, etc. A healthy nation is a happy nation.
It has always been that women can take off from work without consequence for "women's issues" if they are not so fresh in a certain area. Men should be able to take off work without consequence for "men's issues" such as getting one's finger stuck in one's penis hole.
In society, men are forced to initiate an interaction with women. That sets a man up for painful rejection. From now on, women are required to look a man up and down and then say, "Hey baby, come over to my house for lunch. And don't forget to bring your meat," while mockingly grabbing their own genitalia, at least once a week. Just to even things out.
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