Wednesday, February 18, 2009

A Helpful List for the Gentiles

I know that many gentiles don't know much about Jews. There are a lot of misunderstandings. So, I've provided a helpful list of things not to do or say to Jews because it would be culturally insensitive.

-Don't spray paint swastikas on their houses.

-Don't spray paint swastikas and the word "kike" on their cars.

-If you see a Jew wearing a yarmulke as he drives his car, don't take a picture of him like he's an animal in a fucking zoo.

-If you're a teacher/professor and a Jewish student says, "I won't be here for the test because it's Yom Kippur. When can I take the makeup?" Don't threaten to fail your student if they don't show up.

-Don't throw pennies at your Jewish friends.

-Don't blow out a Yahrzeit candle symbolizing the spirit of a Jew's dead grandmother.

-Don't tell them that the Jews control the media.

-Don't replace the word "you" with the word "Jew" when you are talking to a Jewish person.

-Don't tell them that all the Jews who worked in the World Trade Center received secret calls not to go to work on the morning of 9/11/01.

Now that you're armed with this information, you should be able to interact with a Jewish person without being culturally insensitive.

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