Shtetl Pass

A list of gentiles who have earned Jew-cred:
Mohandas K. Gandhi - All around good guy.
Martin Luther King - Friend of the oppressed.
Abraham Lincoln - Freed slaves, named Abraham.
The Righteous Among the Nations - Save Jews in Holocaust, receive Shtetl Pass.
Jeff Van Gundy - Coached the Knicks for 7 years.
Bayard Rustin - Civil Rights leader. Not fat.
Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) - Fan of the Torah.
Muhammad Ali - Greatest boxer of all time, humanist.
Anwar Sadat - Negotiated peace between Egypt and Israel.
Dave Chappelle - Funny.
Not this pope, the last one, General Whatshisface - Apologized for Holocaust. I accept.
Common (Sense) - Hip Hop artist, new song "A Dream."
John Starks - Played for the Knicks, dunked on Jordan and Grant.
Kelly, Reed, Thomas, Smith - Played for the Bills, know Marv Levy.
many of my friends - Attended Seder, have at least one Jew friend.
Grandpa - He pretty much was anyway.