Whenever someone says something racist, they have to go and apologize to Al Sharpton and/or Jesse Jackson. Someday, I hope to be the Jew who fields apologies for anti-Semitic statements. In the meantime, I'm going to strip unwanted Jews of their shtetl pass. Here is that list:
Bobby Fischer - Now plays chess with only white hooded pieces.
Israel Shamir - Anti-Semitic, anti-Zionist prick.
Shabbatai Zvi - False messiah and asshole.
Paul Wolfowitz - Runs World Bank, drinks Christian baby blood.
Daniel Pipes - Head of the U.S. Institute of Douchebaggery.
Douglas Feith - Under Secretary of Defending Murder.
David Horowitz - In love with shiksa Ann Coulter. Tubby.
Norman Finkelstein - Thinks Israel Shamir is too Zionist.
Noam Chomsky - Thinks David Duke is too Zionist.
Jack Abramoff - Professional thief.
Rabbi David Kaye - Caught on Dateline wanting to fuck kids.
Moshe Katsev - President of Israel is alleged rapist.
legacy of Jesus Christ - Responsible for murder of Jews.
David Berkowitz - Son of Sam killer.
Anne Frank - Too much hype.
schmuck who pissed off Hitler - self-explanatory.
A brief list of those who never had it and never will:
Mel Gibson
Michael Richards
Don Imus
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