Here is all you need to know about Whites Ferry and more:
- At Whites Ferry, there is a ferry that takes your car across the Potomac River from Virginia to Maryland or vice versa.
- Whites Ferry is off Route 655 in Virginia.
- I didn't realize you had to pay like fucking 4 dollars to cross.
- In fact, I didn't even realize it wasn't a bridge when I looked at it on a map.
- I looked at Google maps, not the one below that says, "operating toll ferry."
- Google maps didn't say any of these words: "operating... toll... ferry."
- There's a spot where you can turn around- if you didn't realize you'd have to pay fucking 4 dollars- just before you reach the ferry.
- Why would I pay $4 when I can just stay on Route 15 for 10 more mintues and take the free bridge?
- I'd like to personally thank the schmuck who got into an accident on the beltway jamming traffic from Braddock Road to past the American Legion bridge.
- Whites Ferry was named after former Supreme Court Justice and NFL player Byron White, who was from Colorado.
- Whites Ferry is far enough away from civilization to make a Jew nervous.
2 comments:
Waaaaaaaait a second. Google didn't provide you with all the tools to make an informed, intelligent decision? Surely you jest.
Whites Ferry is far enough away from civilization to make a Jew nervous.
LOL.
What a name for a ferry. White's Ferry.
As if it's explicitly for white people.
Can a black person use it too? Or is there a Black's Ferry around there as well?
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