Friday, November 17, 2006

Jew Hair

I haven't had a haircut since late July. I haven't shaved most parts of my beard since late September. And still, I can't seem to grow the payos (the curlies). Damn, how do those Haseeds do it? Even the little ones can grow 'em.

Instead, my sideburns look like a bunch of unkempt pubes, my beard is Osamaesk, and my head-hair is quite Jewy. Oh, it may look straight to the untrained eye, but if they come for us again and do the yarmulke test (stick a yarmulke on your head and you have to try to shake it off to prove that you're not a Jew) that shit's not falling off. The ends of my hairs have strong-grip action.

Not me.

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