As a school boy, he used to supplement his father's income by beating up weaker kids than himself (they were usually ethnic minorities and/or gay) for their lunch money.
Karl Rove hit puberty when he was 10 years of age.
Karl Rove stole women's virginities in high school without having sex with them.
He attended the University of Utah, where he subsequently dropped out.
He rose to the top of the College Republicans to become chairman in 1973.
Rove once got his head stuck up an elephant's ass earning him the nickname "Turd Blossom" from President George W. Bush. Mr. Bush massaged the elephant's balls in order to relieve the large animal of Rove's head up its ass.
His mother did not commit suicide after seeing Karl naked as previously believed. What? I said did not. Then it's not wrong.
Rove is the master of what his critics call political "dirty tricks". His allies can't believe how fat and ugly he is.
"Uh, yes, may I have one order of evil with a side of douchebag," Karl C. Rove, who is often mistook for a manatee, said to the devil's 'character guy' in Hell before he surfaced on earth in 1950.
Two different, presumably sane, women actually married this man.
Rove learned his tricks of the trade from Donald Segretti. Refer to All the President's Men for more on this great American's achievements.
Karl Rove has never had sex with a man... but he's thought about it.
Karl will never admit it though.
Rove released the name of an active CIA agent to the press, which is a felony.
The agent had it coming, read:
http://harazquack.blogspot.com/2005/07/karl-rove-thing.html
Mr. Rove watches the Snoop Dogg version of Girls Gone Wild almost constantly.
Karl Rove has the disease ring-around-the-asshole.
He is Mr. Bush's top aid.
He is a bit off-putting.
He once punched a pregnant woman in the stomach and screamed, "Here's your abortion, bitch."
The woman did not actually want an abortion, though she is and was pro-choice.
Karl has a son.
He also has one ball that is much bigger than the other. I mean much bigger. I'm talking 5-6 times bigger. Not coincidentally it is the right ball.
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