Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Summer Projects

Two summer side projects that I have done research for are determining whether Bill Evans, the famous Jazz pianist, is Jewish or not, and whether or not Pelé, the famous former soccer star, is circumcised.

Hypotheses:

Bill Evans - My prediction is that he is not Jewish.

Pelé - My guess is that he was not circumcised shortly following birth, but was circumcised as an adult after being convinced by a fervently pro-circumcision teammate. Pelé attended pro-circumcision events with the teammate until he finally decided to fix his penis and snip his tip. That's just my guess. The teammate was a midfielder.

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