Sunday, May 14, 2017

Eastern European Mail Order Bride Ad from '05

January 20, 2005

Sexy Slovenian, not Russian, woman in search of wealthy businessman/celebrity.

I'm a professional model and definitely not a secret Russian spy.

Turn ONS: Arrogance, weird hair, lack of knowledge of how government works
Turn OFFS: Self-awareness

Favorite sex position: Sticking my fingers in my ears, closing my eyes, and pretending it's not happening

Are you "the one"?

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