Monday, July 09, 2012

Onward and Upward Great Nation

Friends! Things have been wonderful since we acquired new leadership in our land. We are doing our best to create a market-oriented democracy that respects human rights. You may have noticed some changes since the military junta took over about a month ago. We apologize if any of these changes have rubbed you the wrong way. They are all for the sake of reaching our goals for our nation in a timely manner.

Today's decrees
The military junta will hold elections as soon as possible.

We will privatize the economy with all deliberate speed.

The human rights of every citizen will be respected once that becomes feasible.

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