I'm reading a book about Jaipur, India by Giles Tillotson called Jaipur Nama: Tales from the Pink City. The author waxes about how Jaipur is set up in a perfect grid, which unlike most Indian cities. On page 23, he writes, "To get lost in all of this order one would have to be suffering from some sort of deficiency in geometry."
Fuck you, buddy. Thanks for making me feel like a total fucking moron just because I got turned around after eating in a restaurant. That can't happen to anybody? Only a person deficient in geometry? You're a real dick. And by the way, I got all 'A's in geometry; so go to hell.