Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The Foul Ball

At the Nats game last night, we were handed tickets to better seats by two women outside of the park. Then, in the 7th inning, a Jewish woman sitting three rows below us caught a foul ball that had smacked a wire and redirected. She also out-muscled her boyfriend for the ball. In fact, she didn't even let him hold the ball afterwards. It was all very impressive and a clear metaphor for a relationship with a Jewish woman.

The best part of the night was not having to listen to Ray Knight drone on and on.

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