Letters of Condolensces

Dear Dear and Fearless Leader,

The United States of America wishes to express its deepest sorrow to you and your nation in the wake of the terrorist attacks that took place last Friday. As you know, our nation has also experienced tragedy at the hands of terrorists. We must show a determined vigilance in the face of terror. We can only overcome those who wish us harm through democracy and freedom. The United States is filled with good-hearted people who are with you in your hour of need. We wish to send you aid to help repair not only the buildings and roads that were destroyed last week, but in hopes of restoring your society to some semblance of the way it was before these hellacious acts. May God bless you, your country, and the United States of America.

Sincerely,
President Barack Obama



Dear Dear and Fearless Leader,

On behalf of the German nation, I would like to express our grief at the lives lost as a result of the attacks of this past Friday. Let us put aside the titty fucking incident and, in the wake of this tragedy, move together as nations hand in hand (metaphorically speaking).

Regards,
Chancellor Angela Merkel



Hola Senor Leader de Dear y Fearless,

Yo quero Taco Bell.

Adios,
Mexican Presidente Felipe Calderon



Dear Dear and Fearless Leader,

An official expression of condolences to you and your people. We Canadians wish peace for the entire world.

Sincerely,
Prime Minister What's His Face



Dear Dear and Fearless Leader,

Hey buddy, what's going on. Italy just wants to say, you know, that shit about the attacks, that sucks man. We're here for you. C'mon, forget about it. Let's go for some pasta primavera at some point. But I heard everyone in your country got gential warts, so, you know, no bunga bunga parties in your neck of the woods. Forget about it. Anyway, take care.

Ciao,
Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi