The Anti-Semitic Test

This test will help determine whether or not you are anti-Semitic. Pass it on to your friends! Whip it out at parties (the test, that is)! Take it to school!

1. Which do you hate more, Jews or sunny summer days?

2. Which Nazi do you like better, Himmler or Goebbels?

3. Regarding David Berkowitz, the Son of Sam killer, Do you...

a) excuse his murderous behavior because he's a Jew?

b) condemn him as an immoral serial killer?

4. If you could kill one Jew and get away with it, who would it be?

5. Regarding Jon Stewart of The Daily Show, Do you think...

a) he's good, but I like Jay Leno better?

b) he's bad, and I like Jay Leno better?

6. What is your favorite Holocaust joke?

7. A rabbi, a priest, and an imam walk into a bar, what do you do?

8. Finish this lyric: "The garbage, guns, and snipers are what they're fighting through, so all these wars that happen are all because of..."

9. What is "Jew time"?

10. If you were spray-painting a swastika on a Jew's house, what color would you use?

Check below for results.

Results:

If you answered any of these questions, you are anti-Semitic.