This is a story that is quintessentially American. A guy complains to authorities that people are driving too fast in front of his house. He effectively advocates for a speed hump (which is also the name of my favorite sex move [uh-uh-done-sorry]).
Another guy, David Patton (not the former NFL wide receiver), takes umbrage with the speed hump and assaults him. A couple of months later, with the pending assault case approaching, Patton comes back, breaks in, and (allegedly) murders the speed hump advocate in his house.
This story has everything that is American: narcissistic advocacy, incredibly irrational murderous rage, guns, sex(?), and zip ties... And that is why I stand during the National Anthem.
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