Part of the Index of My Autobiography

gaydar, 144
George Mason University, 150-158; Final Four, 156
girls, mocked by, 76, 85, 94, 103, 112, 121, 146, 167, 186, 194, 204, 216, 267, 298; rejected by 84, 93, 102, 111, 120, 129, 138, 146, 150, 152, 178, 183, 190, 193, 245-63, 298; told their friends I have a small penis, 88, 104, 123, 148, 156, 184, 204, 217, 224, 238, 298
Goucher College, 141-2
Guebuza, Armando, President of Mozambique, 275
HarazQuack Times, The, 145, 168-186
Heathrow Airport, London, 143
Hell, being in Mississippi, 140, 176; dental appointments, 28, 38, 183
hemorrhoids, 214-217, 246
heteroskedasticity, 17
Hitler, Adolph, 1-109, 111-302; Anschluss, 204; asshole, is a, 6, 19, 26-29, 112, 127, 146, 184, 214-217; dreams of fucking Eva Braun just to spite, 211; failed art student, 68, 76, 114, 120, 184, 258, 297; one ball theory, 154; Poland, attack of, 253; stupid mustache, 7, 45, 82, 116, 139, 162, 179, 209; suicide, 269; vegetarianism, 186-191