All 50 States!

My perception of every state in the Union (and DC) in a few stereotypical phrases:

Alabama - poverty and hate groups
Alaska - snow and moose
Arizona - dry heat and cacti
Arkansas - Bill Clinton
California - Hollywood, hippies, and Mexicans
Colorado - Denver and its surrounding mountains
Connecticut - rich people
Delaware - the beach and no sales tax
District of Columbia - corruption and gentrification
Florida - old Jews, humidity, and florescent colors
Georgia - Atlanta and its surrounding racists
Hawaii - beaches and Hawaiians
Idaho - potatoes and neo-nazis
Illinois - Chicago and stupid accents
Indiana - basketball and racists
Iowa - corn and caucuses
Kansas - corn
Kentucky - horse racing and racists
Louisiana - gumbo and Marde Gras
Maine - bears and lobsters
Maryland - crabs and my life
Massachusetts - colonial history and douchey sports fans
Michigan - cars and hunting
Minnesota - housewives and their stupid accents
Mississippi - the mecca of bigotry
Missouri - those arches
Montana - gun nuts
Nebraska - corn
Nevada - Las Vegas strip
New Hampshire - small government fanatics
New Jersey - pollution and jerkoffs
New Mexico - Mexicans
New York - big buildings and snoody attitudes
North Carolina - friendly racists and basketball
North Dakota - I forgot it existed
Ohio - Midwestern racists
Oklahoma - cowboy hats and Amerindians
Oregon - old hippies and tall trees
Pennsylvania - Philadelphia and Pennsyltucky
Rhode Island - not an island
South Carolina - hellbent racists
South Dakota - Mount Rushmore
Tennessee - country music
Texas - self-righteous assholes and cowboy hats
Utah - Mormons
Vermont - gay marriage and maple syrup
Virginia - Yuppies and racists
Washington - rain and fishing
West Virginia - sex with family members
Wisconsin - cheese and stupid accents
Wyoming - horses and gun nuts

What a great country!