I Don't Celebrate Earth Day

If I did something different for Earth Day than I normally do, that would be an admission that I don't do all I can for the environment all the time. I'm not willing to admit that. If I did something different for Earth Day, people would say, why don't you do that all the time. And you know what, they would be right. So, every day is Earth Day for me. Or, to be it more accurately, I don't celebrate Earth Day.