As you might have gathered, I enjoy making lists, numbering the best this and the worst that. So, I came up with the idea of ranking and rating my friends in the hopes that it will create a healthy competition for my love and affection.
My fear is that it will cause resentment. Those towards the bottom will be upset at their low score; those at the top will be offended that I could possibly find a numerical representation symbolizing the status our friendship.
As a result, all my friends would abandon me and I would have no one to rank and rate. Maybe I'll just stick to ordering athletes, politicians, Jews, and countries that end in "stan."
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