Friday, March 06, 2009

Down with Socialism

I'm not used to being on the winning side. It makes me uncomfortable. So, I'm sorry, but I'm switching sides. I will now be a conservative critic of President Obama. Plus, it's just easier. I don't have to think of well-reasoned arguments. I can just reduce my criticisms to over-simplistic catchphrases. Those serious essays on other countries (found here) are taking a lot out of me. I also get to be subtly racist, which has always been a dream of mine. So, without further ado...

It's quite clear that President Obama's socialist policies have not worked. We're still in the middle of a drastic economic downturn, aren't we? Socialism doesn't work. Where is the USSR on the map? It's nowhere. Know why? Because one of those S's stood for socialism. When will liberals learn, Americans don't want socialism. If I earn my money, I want to keep it. It's that simple. If the Democrats want to tax people to support their socialist agenda, why don't they tax those Hollywood liberals or the East Coast elite and leave the rest of us good hardworking Americans alone!

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