Thursday, December 18, 2008

What Women Want

Some women say they like when a guy's funny or intelligent. Don't buy it. Women are members of this society too and they've been shaped just as we men have been. The way they've been shaped is different, but that society controls what they want in a partner is the same.

I'm funny, intelligent, hell, I'm even attractive. I'm a nice guy, but I can be the bad boy (when basketball's involved). I'm good with children. I'm nice to my family. I'm athletic. None of that matters.

Women want two things. And this is every woman. They want you to be taller than they are and they want you to have more money than they do.

I better find me a midget hobo woman or I'm gonna die alone.

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