Friday, December 12, 2008

Rejection is In

Ever been shot down by a girl you liked or turned down for your dream job? Good news. Rejection is now in!

For many years rejection and losers spent so much time together it was like they were married. Ironically, rejected losers were very rarely married. But now the tide has turned. Everything has changed. Only winners are rejected. The harsher the rejection, the cooler the person being rejected is. Being rejected is now the "in" thing. Everybody's doing it. Or, to be more accurate, everybody's being victimized by it.

So if you've been rejected lately, never fear, that just means you're a trend-setter. That goes for you too, John McCain.

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