Let's say you're a gentile and you want to go out on a date with a Jew, but you don't know what to say to one of this mysterious lot. You're nervous you might spout out something about Jesus or blood libels. Or you might shave your mustache to look like Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe's. You need help. That's where I come in. Here are a few things to say to break the ice:
"How 'bout that Holocaust? That was bad."
Just disagree with whatever the Jew says. Make sure you're yelling in a hostile tone. Trust me.
"You know who I think is great? Jon Stewart."
To a guy: "Let's go for a long walk and then just stare at the stars."
To a girl: "Let's go to [the most expensive restaurant] and then [do something equally as expensive]."
"Hey, that Joe Lieberman was almost vice president, sorta. That's something."
"Pssst, want some kugel?"
"I'm a gentile. Let's go out."
"How 'bout that Holocaust? That was bad."
Just disagree with whatever the Jew says. Make sure you're yelling in a hostile tone. Trust me.
"You know who I think is great? Jon Stewart."
To a guy: "Let's go for a long walk and then just stare at the stars."
To a girl: "Let's go to [the most expensive restaurant] and then [do something equally as expensive]."
"Hey, that Joe Lieberman was almost vice president, sorta. That's something."
"Pssst, want some kugel?"
"I'm a gentile. Let's go out."
Robert Mugabe's mustache is no friend of the Jews.
The rest of him is no friend of Zimbabweans.
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