Some Of My Dreams

Like everyone, I've always had hopes and dreams throughout my life. Here some of them:

• I always wanted to be the first openly gay professional athlete (which would also make my the first closeted straight professional athlete).
• I wanted to be the first Jewish President of the United States assassinated.
• I hoped that everyone I know wasn't a terrible sexist and would go to the WNBA game with me.
• I wish I had just a quarter of the ability doing anything that Candace Parker has out on the court.
• I always wished I had a Slurpee machine in my house and I'd pay someone to make sure it was running smoothly at all times, like a Slurpee nanny.
• I hope Hillary Clinton just goes away.
• I'd like to see John Hagee, Rod Parsley, Jeremiah Wright, and Pat Robertson caught together in a Ted Haggard-type situation.
• I dream of a fair presidential election in Zimbabwe and a peaceful transfer of power.