Environmentalist R. Bare, who is from Poland, has been an outdoorsman and thrill-seeker for many years. We know that as a Pole, R. Bare enjoys cold weather. But there's a problem. The ice caps up in the Arctic are melting because of pollution, so being a Pole, R. Bare will be very sad.
This might not bother a Romanian, but a Pole, R. Bare included, cannot... I can't do this anymore, keeping up a terrible pun with the destruction of our world looming. It's just awful and I'm ashamed. I don't know what's worse, the impending doom of life as we know or my bad play on words.