Ryan Braun won the 2007 NL Rookie of the Year! He had an amazing season as the third baseman for the Milwaukee Brewers. Plus, he's Jewish.
This is the best thing to happen to the Jews since Marvin Hamlisch composed the Oscar-winning score for The Way We Were (two Marvin Hamlisch jokes in a week? Damn, that's abysmal). This is big, like end of the Holocaust big. Like your granddaughter is marrying a doctor big. Like the gentile supermarket ran out of gefilte fish, so you don't have to eat that drek with its filthy jelly big. Like a Sandy Koufax no-hitter or Hank Greenberg's 58 homers in 1938 big.
Mazel tov Ryan Braun. Keep being you, Jew.