Friday, September 14, 2007

Evil Leaders League Finals, Game 2

I've been told that Columbus Day is not a Christian holliday by a Christian friend. Eh, I don't think he knows what the hell he's talking about. Here is Game 2 of the best of 3 series for the ELL Championship:

Chavez vs al-Bashir
Hugo Chavez of Venezuela has teamed up with fellow evil leader Nicolas Sarkozy of France in order to get the release of several hostages captured by the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC). Since the enemy of my enemy is my friend, the US and FARC are now allies. Chavez has introduced reforms calling for a maximum six-hour work day. Of course that means the president won't get as much time, so the length of each term should be expanded from 6 to 7 and term limits should be removed. Very crafty Senor Chavez. Omar al-Bashir of Sudan will be traveling to Italy and meeting the pope, something that makes Chavez mighty jealous. In an effort to get the Pope Benedict's support for the genocide in Darfur, Omar al-Bashir hopes to massage his holiness' balls to the point of ejaculation (how can something so wrong, feel so right). Now that's motherfucking evil!
winner: al-Bashir
series: al-Bashir 2-0

Congratulations to Omar al-Bashir for winning his second straight championship in the Evil Leaders League! The season in review extravaganza is still to come.

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