Friday, August 24, 2007

Message to the Iraqi Government

You incompetent a-holes! We invaded and destroyed your country for you, and this is the best you can do for us? We put you in power and now you won't do what we tell you, what the hell is wrong with you? Don't you understand the meaning of democracy, you dumbasses. I guess democracy and Iraq are mutually exclusive terms, just like "Iraqi government" and "a clue."

What more can the United States do for the Iraqi government to succeed? We've created a cesspool of murder, disease, and destitution- those are the perfect conditions for a government to thrive and the Iraqi government still can't seem to run their own country the way we want them to. Pitiful! We've instituted "elections," which have furthered sectarian rifts, and formed a new Iraqi military, which has turned into a Shiite death squad. Now we're arming the Sunni insurgency. If the Iraqi government can't keep the peace in that situation, then they have to be the stupidest people on Earth and must be replaced.

Leading Democrats and Republicans are right, it's the Iraqis' fault.

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