Thursday, August 23, 2007

Iraq Intellegence Quiz

School's in session. The year is 2003. Today, young George, Donald, Dicky, Condy, and Hillary have an exam on Iraq. The quiz is only 2 questions.

1) Does Iraq possess weapons of mass destruction?
2) Are there any differences among Iraqi Muslims?

All of them failed. The teacher kept them all after class.

"You're here because you failed this quiz. How come none of you got these questions right?"

They all answered, "We didn't know the answers; it's not our fault we got it wrong."

The teacher responded, "Fair enough, you all pass."

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