Thursday, August 09, 2007

Jews of Glory, Jews of Disgrace 2007

This is the third annual Jews of Glory, Jews of Disgrace.

5) Ryan Braun - This rookie third baseman is hitting .349 with 21 hrs and 55 rbis since called up to the majors on May 24 with the Milwaukee Brewers.
4) Abraham Barak Salem - An Indian Jew from Cochin who fought for the downtrodden and against segregation within the Cochini Jewish community during the early part of the 1900s.
3) Jon Stewart - Still funny after all these years.
2) Moses ben Maimon - My first round pick in last year's Jew Draft.
1) Milton Berle - The one true messiah.

5) Bud Selig - A hypocrite when it comes to Barry Bonds and has been generally bad for baseball as commissioner.
4) Jesus H. Christbergstein - I didn't change my name to impress the gentiles.
3) Rabbi David Kaye - The child-fucking Rabbi from Rockville caught on Dateline's To Catch A Predator. The Rabbi is outraged at Michael Vick and dismayed that he may have participated in dog fighting.
2) Moshe Katsev - The former president of Israel and serial rapist. Thinks Michael Vick should get the death penalty.
1) The schmuck who pissed off Hitler.

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