Mike's Jew Team

Mike has dropped Zsa Zsa Gabor (considering she's not really Jewish. We shouldn't have let Mike check it himself) and picked up Sacha Baron Cohen. Mike would like people to know that he planned on picking up Cohen before Borat was released, but I would like people to know that he planned on picking up Sacha Baron Cohen after several years of Da Ali G Show both in Britain and in the United States.

Mike's Updated Team:
Josephus
Israel Ben Eliezer
Simon Bar Khokba
Joseph Pulitzer
Moses Ben Nahman
Emile Durkheim
Trudy Weiss-Rosmarin
Harry Houdini
Lev Vygotsky
Annie Liebowitz
Larry David
Rachel Adler
George Gershwin
Nadine Gordimer
Paul Simon
Dennis Gabor
Gene Simmons
George Soros
Sacha Baron Cohen

This makes Mike's Jew Team a little funnier, and improves the overall squad, but it still sucks. He has about 5 really good picks and the rest are either meaningless, bad, or offensive (the opinion stated above does reflect that of the HarazQuack Times, but probably not Mike).

I have a feeling that William Donohue will consider my evaluation of Mike's team as a case of yet another Jew being anti-Catholic. Listen, 94% of Jews don't know anything about Catholicism. The other 6% were raped by priests.

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