Sunday, October 08, 2006

United States of Arbitrary

While attempting to board a plane on Friday, they took away my tooth paste and my after shave. Evidently, you can only carry on liquids if they're under 3 oz. and in a plastic bag. They didn't take my Bengay which didn't meet either qualification.

So now I believe you can carry on a knife, as long as the blade is less than 3 inches, but you can't take tooth paste. And if you want to carry on liquid explosives, you better put that shit in a plastic bag!

What the hell is going on? Listen Congress, stop fucking little children and start making this country safer!

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