I went driving today in search of riches. After a long trip, I finally found a house on Land Ho Street. The house was beige with brown shutters and a small porch in the front. There was a plum tree in the front and a pine tree on the left side of the driveway.
I spotted a plasma television in the window and a family of 5 watching Survivor: Racist Edition. I was so happy to find the plasma tv. I rang the bell and they opened the door. Then I murdered them and stole their shit.
In fact, I'm in the house right now. This hi-speed connection is wonderful. I'm just glad the Lord chose me to discover this house. Now I'm going to convert the two cats to Christianity.
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