1) Don't be so fucking fat! Your car struggles just to accelerate because your fat ass is weighing it down. Do you know how much gas that wastes? Then the price of gas goes up. Essentially, I'm paying because you're lazy and like Twinkies with a side of bacon. I hear your car crying for help. And it's not a good sign when the car starts shaking the moment you sit your fat ass in it. You make me sick, literally, I start to gag when I see you, fatty-fat pants.*
2) Carpool
3) Buy a hybrid
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* - this does not apply to women ;) call me
1 comment:
Hey, it doesn't matter as if they're fat, as long as I find them attractive!
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