Friday, September 22, 2006

Backshit Crazy

The Virginian senatorial race. Wait, wait, wait, don't go anywhere yet, this gets good.

In this corner, the Republican candidate George Allen:
  • called an Indian-American guy "Macaca" twice, implying that was the man's name. Macaca is like the n-word in French. Allen also welcomed the man to America (the man was born and raised in Virginia).
  • met with the Council of Conservative Citizens as governor. The CCC is a white supremacist group.

And in this corner, the Democratic candidate Jim Webb:

  • wrote an essay 27 years ago saying that women are too horny and weak to fight in combat.
  • portrayed his Jewish Democratic primary opponent with money coming out of his pockets in a campaign pamphlet. No word if they depicted the Jewish candidate with a hooked nose or devil horns as well.

Well, it comes down to the voters of Virginia. Which kind of hatred do they favor: the focused, in-your-face, call-you-a-macaca brand of racism exhibited by George Allen or the varied, intellectual, sexist-essay-writing, anti-Semitic-satirical bigotry of Jim Webb?

Now it has been uncovered that George Allen is "Jewish" because his grandfather is Jewish. Listen, George Allen is as Jewish as I am Christian, and believe me, none of you would consider my kikey-ass Christian. Whenever confronted with the allegation that his grandfather is a Jew, Allen always ignores it and insists that his mother was raised Christian. Is George Allen Jewish? Thanks, but no thanks.

However, if his Jewish heritage costs him the election, fuck it, he's Jewish!

1 comment:

AnonymousBlogger said...

wrote an essay 27 years ago saying that women are too horny and weak to fight in combat.

I'm not allowed into the Canadian army for the exact same reasons.