Thursday, November 10, 2005

One Small Step Back For Humankind, One Giant Leap Back For Jews

Some of you may have seen the Dateline report on computer predators who go into chatrooms to have sex with young boys and girls. Dateline had decoys set up as little boys or girls and chatted with these men about sex, eventually inviting them over to a house that Dateline had rented. Sure enough, a number of men came over. One even stripped naked before entering the house.

Another man who entered the Fairfax, Virginia home, proved to be a rabbi. Of course, my reaction was: "FUCK! Not the rabbi!" I mean, did you have to hold a position that you can only have if your Jewish, you child-fucking freak? Or at least, couldn't you have been a cantor, that's more ambiguous? The gentiles wouldn't know what's up if you were a cantor. Plus, I think we all take it for granted that cantors have sex with little children anyway. Or did I just have a bad experience?

No, this fuckup had to be a rabbi, who came over to hump some 14-year-old-boy ass. True, being 14 years old, the boy might be considered a man by Jewish law, but c'mon. That shit was true thousands of years ago. People didn't live as long. Fourteen years old was middle-aged back then.

And rabbi, you don't have an excuse like those sexually repressed Catholic priests. If you're not married, I'm sure you could have married some nice Jewish girl (WOMAN!), you're a fucking rabbi for Christ's sake!

This is worse then that whole Son of Sam killer business or Ariel Sharon. I just hope you're orthodox, Mr. Rabbi. For my sake.

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