The Washington Redskins will officially move to Kansas City and become the Kikes after the owners get together in West Palm Beach, Florida on Wednesday to ratify the deal. The move makes sense for the former Redskin franchise. They are leaving a Washington market that loves their NFL team to go to a city that already has one. Owner Daniel Snyder, a Jew, felt that the move was necessary for the sake of political correctness. In a press conference, Snyder acknowledged that the name 'Redskins' is offensive to those "En-gens" as he patted his O-shaped mouth with his right hand and garnished his head with his left in the guise of a feather headdress.
When asked about the new name's potential to be offensive, Snyder seemed bitter. Reporters told him that the word "kike" is a derogatory term for Jews, a group to which he belongs. This appeared to be new information for the billionaire, who responded, "Hopefully the Jews can take a joke better than those Chief Complain-a-lots." The group to which Snyder referred, the Chief Complain-a-lots, could not be found by researchers after they googled the name several times, and thus could not be reached for comment. The Jewish community is broygez. They feel betrayed and fairly farklempt.
The Kansas City Kikes will share their new city with the Chiefs of the AFC's Western division.
Despite the controversial teamnames that the franchise has endured, Snyder will continue to court high priced free agents and overpay for head coaches for little-to-no positive results. The season starts in September.
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*- Parts of this report may be false. However, the season does start in September.
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