Friday, July 22, 2005

Glad You Suck

Certainly the attacks in London over the past couple of weeks have been tragic. But, on the bright side, the attackers have managed to perform one of the most inefficient killing displays in the history of modern terrorism.

Spanning over two weeks, two different attacks included at least eight different bombs in the center of London during the heart of rush hour, producing less than 100 deaths. These attackers are clearly the stooges of terrorism. I could kill more people than that driving my car with my eyes closed. Even a schmuck like Hitler could do an infinitely better job. Jeffrey Dahmer ate people.

The bottom line is that the London bombers suck. Counted in the numbers of the dead are themselves, which makes their futility even more pathetic. I once pooped in my pants (it was today), picked up the poop, and then threw it like a monkey, killing more people than these buffoons did.

Osama's not going to stand for this kind of ineptitude. Buddy, you might as well worship the divinity of Christ in a really fanatical manner, because that's the only brand of fundamentalism that is capable of killing a mass amount of people at once anymore. Ahmed from Tikrit knows what I'm talking about.

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