OMG guys! Ami Horowitz is so hot!!! I love the way he gets those commie fascist libtards to self-own, like, themselves. I don't know if he has a wife or not but if he does, I'm sure she's redonkulously terrible. Just you know drop her, Ami.
You guys! I just thought of something. You know who should become a couple? Ami and Tomi Lauhren! They would be super adorbs! Squeeeee! They could like have a show together, The Tomi and Ami Show, where they like totes take down the abortion-loving snowflakes. Yo, there would be soooooooo much sexual tension! It would be sooooo good! How about it Fox Nation?
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
Sunday, April 26, 2020
Top Ten Pound-for-Pound
Here's my pound-for-pound list. I take into account ability and accomplishment. The previous list was posted on December 28, 2019.
1. Saul Alvarez (53-1-2, 36 KOs) [1]
2. Vasiliy Lomachenko (14-1, 10 KOs) [2]
3. Naoya Inoue (19-0, 16 KOs) [3]
4. Terence Crawford (36-0, 27 KOs) [4]
5. Errol Spence (26-0, 21 KOs) [5]
6. Gennady Golovkin (40-1-1, 35 KOs) [6]
7. Olexandr Usyk (17-0, 13 KOs) [7]
8. Leo Santa Cruz (36-1-1, 19 KOs) [8]
9. Josh Taylor (16-0, 12 KOs) [9]
10. Jose Ramirez (25-0, 17 KOs) [10]
No changes in the list. January was a relatively slow month and then boxing stopped in early March because of the coronavirus-19.
1. Saul Alvarez (53-1-2, 36 KOs) [1]
2. Vasiliy Lomachenko (14-1, 10 KOs) [2]
3. Naoya Inoue (19-0, 16 KOs) [3]
4. Terence Crawford (36-0, 27 KOs) [4]
5. Errol Spence (26-0, 21 KOs) [5]
6. Gennady Golovkin (40-1-1, 35 KOs) [6]
7. Olexandr Usyk (17-0, 13 KOs) [7]
8. Leo Santa Cruz (36-1-1, 19 KOs) [8]
9. Josh Taylor (16-0, 12 KOs) [9]
10. Jose Ramirez (25-0, 17 KOs) [10]
No changes in the list. January was a relatively slow month and then boxing stopped in early March because of the coronavirus-19.
Saturday, April 25, 2020
World Leader Power Rankings
Here's the new power rankings of world leaders. The last one was posted on March 22.
1. As coronavirs-19 continues to stay in the forefront of everything, Ardern has again succeeded. All the more impressive is that her country is doing so well as a democracy. She nipped it int he bud and didn't need to use the heavy-handed tactics of Xi in China.
2. For the first time since this list began, Xi has slipped out of the top spot. It seemed like only a new American president would be able to accomplish the feat, but Xi's covering up of the severity of the virus has been devastating to the world. It's hard to justify keeping him number one. Plus his buddy Kim Jong-un seems to be on death's door.
3. Lee has needed the tactics of an autocrat to battle the virus, but by most accounts, the country is fighting it effectively.
4. South Korea has been at the forefront of testing for the virus. Moon's country even sold the U.S. state of Maryland tests when the American federal government turned the state away.
5. Merkel has come a long way back up this list. Her scientific background and honest statements about what she knows and doesn't know has given her rave reviews.
6. While Putin has tried to extend his rule for life, the coronavirus may have other plans. Putin can control the media, but not the virus.
7. Abe hasn't been perfect and Japanese society tends to be disciplined and good at disasters, but the country has to be dealing with the virus well.
8. Iceland doesn't have too many people, but they're taken an active role in trying to help understand the virus. Katrin's country has also done well to staunch the spread of the virus.
9. Trong's Vietnam has also done well to combat the virus. Restrictions were eased without a single virus-related death.
10. Even the country of Georgeia has done better than some so-called developed nations.
| Rank | Leader | Country | Previous Rank |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jacida Ardern | New Zealand | 6 |
| 2 | Xi Jingping | China | 1 |
| 3 | Lee Hsien Loong | Singapore | 2 |
| 4 | Moon Jae-in | South Korea | 3 |
| 5 | Angela Merkel | Germany | Not Ranked |
| 6 | Vladimir Putin | Russia | 4 |
| 7 | Shinzo Abe | Japan | 9 |
| 8 | Katrin Jakobsdottir | Iceland | Not Ranked |
| 9 | Nguyen Phu Trong | Vietnam | Not Ranked |
| 10 | Giorgi Gakharim | Georgia | Not Ranked |
1. As coronavirs-19 continues to stay in the forefront of everything, Ardern has again succeeded. All the more impressive is that her country is doing so well as a democracy. She nipped it int he bud and didn't need to use the heavy-handed tactics of Xi in China.
2. For the first time since this list began, Xi has slipped out of the top spot. It seemed like only a new American president would be able to accomplish the feat, but Xi's covering up of the severity of the virus has been devastating to the world. It's hard to justify keeping him number one. Plus his buddy Kim Jong-un seems to be on death's door.
3. Lee has needed the tactics of an autocrat to battle the virus, but by most accounts, the country is fighting it effectively.
4. South Korea has been at the forefront of testing for the virus. Moon's country even sold the U.S. state of Maryland tests when the American federal government turned the state away.
5. Merkel has come a long way back up this list. Her scientific background and honest statements about what she knows and doesn't know has given her rave reviews.
6. While Putin has tried to extend his rule for life, the coronavirus may have other plans. Putin can control the media, but not the virus.
7. Abe hasn't been perfect and Japanese society tends to be disciplined and good at disasters, but the country has to be dealing with the virus well.
8. Iceland doesn't have too many people, but they're taken an active role in trying to help understand the virus. Katrin's country has also done well to staunch the spread of the virus.
9. Trong's Vietnam has also done well to combat the virus. Restrictions were eased without a single virus-related death.
10. Even the country of Georgeia has done better than some so-called developed nations.
Wednesday, April 08, 2020
Don't Judge Robin Vos Harshly
Robin Vos is the Speaker of the Wisconsin Assembly and has worked tirelessly to make sure that voters were allowed to come out and cast their ballots in person yesterday during the covid-19 pandemic.
"You are incredibly safe to go out," Vos told voters in his state. "Actually, there's less exposure here than you would get if you went to the grocery store, or if you went to Walmart, or you did any of the many things we have to do to live in the state of Wisconsin," Vos declared while covered from ears to toes in protective garb.
Vos is not the heartless asshole he appears to be. Yes, he pushed to have the election on Tuesday instead of at a later date in a cynical ploy to keep a conservative majority on the state supreme court. Ironically, the majority is important because a voting rights case is coming up and Vos is counting on a conservative majority on the court to purge the rolls of "less desirable" voters.
Ok, I know, that explanation didn't help. Vos looks like a maniacal killer now. If he cared so much about voting that he would force the citizens of his state to choose between their health and their right to vote, it doesn't really make sense that he would work so hard to disenfranchise voters. And don't tell me it has something to do with voter fraud, which is an infinitesimally small problem; it's about pushing a swing state red. I forgot where I was going with this.
So maybe Vos is a horrendous human being, placing party above people. But here are some fun facts about "Cruel Boss" Vos:
Vos lets out audible flatulence and then indignantly cries out, "What's that smell?" without a hint of self-awareness.
Vos parks in two handicap spaces at once- without a permit- because, "I was only going to be a minute."
Vos purposely leaves his fly down when he has meetings with women and then blames them for "sneaking a peak."
Vos and Reince Priebus have seen each other's dick... many, many times.
Vos proudly proclaims, "Marriage is between one man and one woman!" In his case, it's between one man and three women. But who's counting? I am. One, two, three.
Vos named his fantasy football team the "Racine Racists" in 2014 to "be ironic." You're a racist from Racine, Robin; that's not how irony works.
Vos told the voters of Wisconsin that it is incredibly safe to vote while wearing full protective gear! While trying to suppress citizens' right to vote!!
"You are incredibly safe to go out," Vos told voters in his state. "Actually, there's less exposure here than you would get if you went to the grocery store, or if you went to Walmart, or you did any of the many things we have to do to live in the state of Wisconsin," Vos declared while covered from ears to toes in protective garb.
Vos is not the heartless asshole he appears to be. Yes, he pushed to have the election on Tuesday instead of at a later date in a cynical ploy to keep a conservative majority on the state supreme court. Ironically, the majority is important because a voting rights case is coming up and Vos is counting on a conservative majority on the court to purge the rolls of "less desirable" voters.
Ok, I know, that explanation didn't help. Vos looks like a maniacal killer now. If he cared so much about voting that he would force the citizens of his state to choose between their health and their right to vote, it doesn't really make sense that he would work so hard to disenfranchise voters. And don't tell me it has something to do with voter fraud, which is an infinitesimally small problem; it's about pushing a swing state red. I forgot where I was going with this.
So maybe Vos is a horrendous human being, placing party above people. But here are some fun facts about "Cruel Boss" Vos:
Vos lets out audible flatulence and then indignantly cries out, "What's that smell?" without a hint of self-awareness.
Vos parks in two handicap spaces at once- without a permit- because, "I was only going to be a minute."
Vos purposely leaves his fly down when he has meetings with women and then blames them for "sneaking a peak."
Vos and Reince Priebus have seen each other's dick... many, many times.
Vos proudly proclaims, "Marriage is between one man and one woman!" In his case, it's between one man and three women. But who's counting? I am. One, two, three.
Vos named his fantasy football team the "Racine Racists" in 2014 to "be ironic." You're a racist from Racine, Robin; that's not how irony works.
Vos told the voters of Wisconsin that it is incredibly safe to vote while wearing full protective gear! While trying to suppress citizens' right to vote!!
Friday, April 03, 2020
Governor Brian Kemp is Learning a Lot This Week
Brian Kemp, the governor of Georgia, recently purchased a Netflix subscription in mid-February. Since then, he's been catching up on all the binge-worthy tv shows he's missed and hasn't been able to stay up-to-date on all the latest happenings with the coronavirus. So, Kemp can be excused for saying, "Individuals can be infected and begin to spread coronavirus earlier than previously thought, even if they have no symptoms. Those individuals could have been infecting people before they ever felt bad," at a press conference yesterday announcing a stay at home order for his state. "We didn't know that until the last 24 hours."
The "we" in Governor Kemp's last sentence was of course, his cute corgi called Jefferson Davis Kemp, the only other creature on the planet who didn't know that asymptomatic people could spread the virus when Kemp gave his press conference.
Governor Kemp has received a lot of flack as a leader who literally didn't know the first thing about the pandemic ravaging his state, his country, and his world. Kemp took the criticism to heart. He has holed himself up in the governor's mansion and has set out to "fill in the gaps" of his knowledge base.
Obviously, the governor knows that Santa Claus isn't real, but within the last 24 hours, Kemp has learned that the Easter Bunny is also not real. He always assumed it was a Jewish conspiracy. It all dated back to when he was a kid and the Easter Bunny would give little boy Brian a basket of Easter candy. But when Brian grew up and procreated, he was distraught to discover that his own three children never received their Easter baskets of candy. He was told today that the Easter Bunny is not real, that parents typically supply the baskets of candy, and that there was no vast Jewish conspiracy to deprive his God-fearing Jesus-loving children of baby chicken-shaped marshmallow fluff.
Within the last day, Kemp has also learned that tomatoes aren't poisonous, it was the lead plates; vaccines don't cause autism, but they do prevent diseases; climate change is real and human-made; trickle-down economics doesn't work, it only perpetuates income inequality; and there isn't a hidden trove of quarters lodged behind his ear. It was all just sleight of hand... much like the appearance that he was a competent governor.
The "we" in Governor Kemp's last sentence was of course, his cute corgi called Jefferson Davis Kemp, the only other creature on the planet who didn't know that asymptomatic people could spread the virus when Kemp gave his press conference.
Governor Kemp has received a lot of flack as a leader who literally didn't know the first thing about the pandemic ravaging his state, his country, and his world. Kemp took the criticism to heart. He has holed himself up in the governor's mansion and has set out to "fill in the gaps" of his knowledge base.
Obviously, the governor knows that Santa Claus isn't real, but within the last 24 hours, Kemp has learned that the Easter Bunny is also not real. He always assumed it was a Jewish conspiracy. It all dated back to when he was a kid and the Easter Bunny would give little boy Brian a basket of Easter candy. But when Brian grew up and procreated, he was distraught to discover that his own three children never received their Easter baskets of candy. He was told today that the Easter Bunny is not real, that parents typically supply the baskets of candy, and that there was no vast Jewish conspiracy to deprive his God-fearing Jesus-loving children of baby chicken-shaped marshmallow fluff.
Within the last day, Kemp has also learned that tomatoes aren't poisonous, it was the lead plates; vaccines don't cause autism, but they do prevent diseases; climate change is real and human-made; trickle-down economics doesn't work, it only perpetuates income inequality; and there isn't a hidden trove of quarters lodged behind his ear. It was all just sleight of hand... much like the appearance that he was a competent governor.
Sunday, March 22, 2020
World Leader Power Rankings
Here's the new power rankings of world leaders. The last one was posted on December 20.
1. Coronavirus-2019 has been declared a global pandemic and has preoccupied much fo the world's attention. Xi was slipping due to his treatment of the Uyghurs and for his failure to nip this virus int he bud, but his draconian lockdown has helped stop the spread of the virus in China, which is a very good thing.
2. Lee has order a two-week quarantine of Singapore. It helps to be able to make orders and lead a rich country during a crisis.
3. Moon;'s South Korea has taken an innovative approach to testing for the coronavirus, which has helped the country.
4. Putin is another autocrat who has taken swift action to try to stop the spread of the virus.
5. U.S. President Donald Trump has bungled his response to the coronovirus so badly, he's asking Kim for help.
6. Just as she's done with pretty much everything else, Ardern has done well thus far handling the virus.
7. Ahmed, who wont he Nobel Peace Prize despite some rising unpopularity at home, has led the effort to distribute coronavirus material gifted to the continent by Jack Ma.
8. Kagame has taken the virus seriously and encouraged handwashing. he also has shutdown some key areas to help stop the spread of the virus.
9. Abe oversees a country that is also doing their part to try to slow the spread of the virus.
10. Amazingly, India has yet to be overrun by the disease. If it happens, it will be disastrous.
| Rank | Leader | Country | Previous Rank |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Xi Jiangping | China | 1 |
| 2 | Lee Hsien Loong | Singapore | Not Ranked |
| 3 | Moon Jae-in | South Korea | Not Ranked |
| 4 | Vladimir Putin | Russia | 2 |
| 5 | Kim Jong-un | North Korea | 4 |
| 6 | Jacinda Ardern | New Zealand | 5 |
| 7 | Abiy Ahmed | Ethiopia | 6 |
| 8 | Paul Kagame | Rwanda | Not Ranked |
| 9 | Shinzo Abe | Japan | Not Ranked |
| 10 | Narendra Modi | India | Not Ranked |
1. Coronavirus-2019 has been declared a global pandemic and has preoccupied much fo the world's attention. Xi was slipping due to his treatment of the Uyghurs and for his failure to nip this virus int he bud, but his draconian lockdown has helped stop the spread of the virus in China, which is a very good thing.
2. Lee has order a two-week quarantine of Singapore. It helps to be able to make orders and lead a rich country during a crisis.
3. Moon;'s South Korea has taken an innovative approach to testing for the coronavirus, which has helped the country.
4. Putin is another autocrat who has taken swift action to try to stop the spread of the virus.
5. U.S. President Donald Trump has bungled his response to the coronovirus so badly, he's asking Kim for help.
6. Just as she's done with pretty much everything else, Ardern has done well thus far handling the virus.
7. Ahmed, who wont he Nobel Peace Prize despite some rising unpopularity at home, has led the effort to distribute coronavirus material gifted to the continent by Jack Ma.
8. Kagame has taken the virus seriously and encouraged handwashing. he also has shutdown some key areas to help stop the spread of the virus.
9. Abe oversees a country that is also doing their part to try to slow the spread of the virus.
10. Amazingly, India has yet to be overrun by the disease. If it happens, it will be disastrous.
Thursday, February 20, 2020
Top 5 QBs Now
This list takes more into account than one pass, one game, or even one season. But it's not a list one the best who happen to be active. It also isn't a prediction of what will happen either. Injuries are not ignored. The previous list was posted on February 27, 2019.
Quarterbacks
Quarterbacks
| Rank | Player | (Previous Rank) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Patrick Mahomes | (5) | ||
| 2 | Russell Wilson | (4) | ||
| 3 | Drew Brees | (2) | ||
| 4 | Tom Brady | (1) | ||
| 5 | Lamar Jackson | (NR) |
Wednesday, January 29, 2020
Rick Scott is Taken Hostage
Senator of Rick Scott joked that he was taken hostage with 99 other senators and forced to listen to lead House manager Adam Schiff make the case for President Donald Trump's removal from office. Trump attempted to pressure Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky into investigating the Bidens by withholding much-needed military aid to that country. Not only was Scott's hostage claim insulting to those who have actually been taken hostage, it was also insulting to our democratic process.
Rick Scott is the type of person who, if the fast food place is a little short staffed, exclaims, " I thought this was supposed to be fast food!" and then looks around at other customers expectantly while everyone avoids eye contact.
Rick Scott is the type of person who berates a grocery store clerk because the store is out of his favorite type of pretentious soda. "Just check if there's more in the back!"
Rick Scott is the type of person who merges into your lane, damn near hitting you and gets mad at you for not slamming the brakes on the highway to let him in.
Rick Scott is the type of person who calls a bare bones safety net "Communism."
Rick Scott is the type of person who clumsily knocks over your beverage in the work fridge and blames you. Then he refuses to clean it up. " Isn't that why we have janitors? They get paid to clean up messes."
Rick Scott is the type of person who speaks increasingly louder and slower when he visits a foreign country in which the locals don't speak English.
Rick Scott is the type of person who backs into a parking space because" it's faster," but he makes a 15-point turn just to crookedly get in between the lines. Then walks out of his car like he just performed the greatest parking feat of all time.
Rick Scott is the type of guy who should probably be voted out of office.
Rick Scott is the type of person who, if the fast food place is a little short staffed, exclaims, " I thought this was supposed to be fast food!" and then looks around at other customers expectantly while everyone avoids eye contact.
Rick Scott is the type of person who berates a grocery store clerk because the store is out of his favorite type of pretentious soda. "Just check if there's more in the back!"
Rick Scott is the type of person who merges into your lane, damn near hitting you and gets mad at you for not slamming the brakes on the highway to let him in.
Rick Scott is the type of person who calls a bare bones safety net "Communism."
Rick Scott is the type of person who clumsily knocks over your beverage in the work fridge and blames you. Then he refuses to clean it up. " Isn't that why we have janitors? They get paid to clean up messes."
Rick Scott is the type of person who speaks increasingly louder and slower when he visits a foreign country in which the locals don't speak English.
Rick Scott is the type of person who backs into a parking space because" it's faster," but he makes a 15-point turn just to crookedly get in between the lines. Then walks out of his car like he just performed the greatest parking feat of all time.
Rick Scott is the type of guy who should probably be voted out of office.
Tuesday, January 28, 2020
The New Prime Minister of Qatar
Sheikh Khalid bin Khalifa bin Abdulaziz Al Thani has replaced Sheikh Abdullah bin Nasser bin Khalifa Al Thani as Prime Minister of Qatar. Hopefully, Sheikh Khalid bin Khalifa bin Abdulaziz Al Thani can improve upon the legacy of Sheikh Abdullah bin Nasser bin Khalifa Al Thani. Best wishes to Sheikh Khalid bin Khalifa bin Abdulaziz Al Thani and the other guy, Sheikh Abdullah bin Nasser bin Khalifa Al Thani, of course.
Saturday, January 04, 2020
2020 NFL Playoff Preictions
AFC
5 Buffalo over 4 Houston 17-13
3 New England over 6 Tennessee 20-10
1 Baltimore over Buffalo 17-16
2 Kansas City over 3 New England 24-9
Kansas City over Baltimore 45-32
NFC
5 Seattle over 4 Philadelphia 23-12
3 New Orleans over 6 Minnesota 35-14
Seattle over 1 San Francisco 27-23
New Orleans over 2 Green Bay 31-20
Super Bowl LIV
Kansas City over New Orleans 35-31
5 Buffalo over 4 Houston 17-13
3 New England over 6 Tennessee 20-10
1 Baltimore over Buffalo 17-16
2 Kansas City over 3 New England 24-9
Kansas City over Baltimore 45-32
NFC
5 Seattle over 4 Philadelphia 23-12
3 New Orleans over 6 Minnesota 35-14
Seattle over 1 San Francisco 27-23
New Orleans over 2 Green Bay 31-20
Super Bowl LIV
Kansas City over New Orleans 35-31
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