Thursday, October 25, 2018

John Kerry Feels Left Out

This past week, bombs have been sent to the preeminent people on the left in America. The bomb recipients have been the faces of liberalism in the U.S. over the past 25 years. John Kerry, thus far, has not been among them.

Kerry was recently heard commenting on the mail bombs."I was a former presidential candidate and Secretary of State. How come Hillary Clinton gets one and not me? Joe Biden? Really? That old bozo. Eric Holder? I don't even know who that is? I'm John Kerry! I was one of the foremost voices in calling for the end of the Vietnam War. I was a senator from Massa-fucking-chusetts for 28 years! Where's my bomb?"

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