To be in Relationship or Not to be

There are good things about being in a relationship and good things about not being in a relationship. Let's examine.

The good about being in a relationship:

• Emotional intimacy with a woman.
• Consistent sex.
• Being there for her.
• Having her support.
• Learning about her interests.
• Creating shared moments.
• Boobies!
• Having her to hold at night.
• Smoothing my round edges.
• More confidence.

The good about not being in a relationship:

• I can watch football all Sunday and not leave the couch.
• I can spend Saturday night watching illegal pay per view boxing streams on the internet.
• I can go to a basketball game when I want.
• I eat what I want.
• I go where I want.
• I hang out with who I want.
• I have time to write in complete sentences.

If only there was some way to combine these two lists.